17 Great Pickup Lines We Can’t Even Be Annoyed With
Have you ever met someone you really liked and you just didn’t know what to say to them? Meeting new people and getting back in the dating world isn’t easy, but making a move is key to interacting, right? Without an opening line or an introduction, you’re just sitting in silence. Yes, you could leave it up to the other person, but it’s 2021 — be bold and kick that flirting game up a notch!
Pickup lines are a great way to break the ice and start a conversation. These pickup lines range from cheesy to ridiculously sweet, and from funny to flirty and a little dirty. They’re so corny, they’re good. And that’s just why we love them! Read on to get inspired and tell or text someone new that you’ve met a great pickup line! Even if you’re already in a relationship, flirt with your honey and give them a laugh with one of these great pickup lines.
First Connection
“Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
A great way to start.
Flirting 101
“We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.”
So sweet, how could anyone resist?
Keep It Timely
“Baby do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin.”
For everyone who has been through 2020, toilet paper pickup lines are just so relatable.
The Right Way To Frame It
“I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.”
An oldie but a goodie.
For Math Nerds
“If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.”
For someone who has an appealing shape…
Only Have Eyes
“Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.”
Book worms, unite!
Be Mine
“Do you have a name? Or can I call you to mine?”
Cheesy, but bring on the heart eyes.
Getting Carried Away
“You know what you’d look really beautiful in? My arms.”
A nice pick-me-up line.
Lead the Way
“Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
Mom and dad always had the best advice.
Stepping Things Up
“Do you have a switch? Cause baby, I wanna turn you on.”
For when it’s time to take things up a notch with someone.
It’s What the Kids Are Saying
“Did it hurt when you fell from a vending machine? ‘Cuz you’re a snack!”
For that sweetie we’ve had an eye on.
Ryan Gosling Meme Vibes
“Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”
(Switch out girl for guy and boyfriend for girlfriend, as needed.)
A Pretty Decent Proposal
“Forget Netflix & chill. I wanna Amazon Prime & sexy time.”
When shopping is their love language.
A Genie in a Bottle
“Well here I am, what are your other two wishes?”
A sweet way to introduce oneself.
A Little Social Distancing Humor
“Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?”
When we know a person well and know this would make them laugh.
Getting Closer
“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise, I’ll give it back.”
For that first kiss ask.
Leveling Up the Pickup
“Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.”
If things have been progressing for a while, it might be time to use this line.